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Dalai Lama meet Daly Drama.

When District 6 (Tenderloin) Supervisor, Chris Daly aka Boy Robbing in the Hood, isn’t stealing taxes for the poor, he’s busy grounding the Blue Angles or slandering Mayor Gavin Newsom (on behalf of his agenda).

Now, local Activist/Pacifist boob wants to start a Revolution: Free Tibet.

We all want to change the world, but when you talk about Boycotts, don’t you know that you can count me out!

Daly’s speaking out at Human Rights Torch Relay protests of the Beijing Olympics as well as wasting our tax dollars passing useless resolutions to condemn human rights violations from 7000 miles away to China (tunneling) while a record numbers fall in the Tenderloin war zone to homicides; overdoses on his watch.

The Dalai Lama wouldn’t be caught dead in the Tenderloin; rather he reincarnate as sleazy politician, Daly Drama.

Besides, the “Free Tibet” Volkswagon Bus pulled away 50-years ago. Leave foreign affairs to the Oval Office. The Executive Branch is the appropriate level for dialog with China as well as Congress to decide economic sanctions; and President George W. Bush has already contacted Chinese President Hu Jintao.

You want to fight the Chinese, get your prayer beads and join the Tibetan Army.

Meantime, Shut-The-F*ck-Up! This may seem harsh, but don’t confuse my disdain for a sharleton selling snake oil as being unsympathetic to Tibet’s plight. Rather, I’m concerned for the athletes.

Just as the flatlands of Poland gave ground to never-ending battles between warring neighbors, so to is the Olympics mired in controversy every four years. I say kill ‘em with kindness… er; rather, commerce.

Sport should transcend politics. Our politicians were wrong to boycott the Moscow Games in 1980 and the Soviet Union was wrong to boycott Los Angeles 1984. Not, only did the athletes and the fans suffer; yet, human rights did too.

Our individual quest for fleeting glory is not so unique while our ultimate defete unites all with humility, reverence and fraternity. Essentially, sport is a model as well a medium for peace… and in the darkest of times escape.

Never Forget: 911.

And, don’t forget “Mr. November” (Derek Jeter) who hit a 3-2 pitch over the right field fence to break a 3-3 tenth inning tie in a World Series delayed a week due to the tragic terrorist attacks that took so many lives including James W. Barbella. That homer gave pause to panic and cause to smile; most importantly for the whole world to watch – freedom prevail!

If closed-minded, shit-for-brains politicians, like Chris Daly, interfered with the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin to protest Nazi Germany, then a Black-American athlete, Jesse Owens, would have had no voice to silence Nazi propaganda of Aryan racial superiority.

Instead, Adolf Hitler faded into the stands and Jesse Owens triumphed with four gold medals.

Daly would do well to quit his chirping about Tiananmen Square, Red Square, wherever; and remember his lofty supervisor perch only affords him a bird’s eye view of the Union Square… so, start cleaning up San Francisco!

If Daly can’t run for gold and won’t run for Mayor, how’s he to effect any measure of change overseas? And, for all his grumbing, mumbling and stumbling he’s looking less John Lennon and more Chairman Mao - ain’t gonna make it with anyon, anyhow!

Imagine all the people signing a petition to Recall Chris Daly. It’s easy if you try.

Don’t you know it’s gonna be alright, alright, alright.

Dean Barbella, Staff Writer

Breaking News:

• Newsom Changes Olympic Torch Route, SFist
• Who’s Attacking Newsom Now!, Sfist
• Tibet Protesters Scale Golden Gate Bridge, abc7

Outside The City Limits:

• Last Olympic Torch Relay Cancelled in Paris, KTLA.com
• Torch Draws Protest Fury in London, International Herald Tribune

Related Articles:

• Modest Turnout for S.F. Human Rights Torch Rally, SFGate
• Photo du Jour, Sfist
• Controversy Over Olympic Torch Relay - abc7

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Gavin Sucks Poll: Would You Dump Daly?

Total Recall

Gavin Newsom Sucks.com, actually a Pro-Mayor Newsom blog advocating Clean, Safe Streets for San Francisco Taxpayers, announced today another effort to recall District 6 Supervisor, Chris Daly.

If San Francisco’s streets were toys for tots, then Chris Daly’s coddling of junkies, homeless and violence would be the toxic lead poisoning to hazard all that walks our streets.

In short, Daly’s the Ford Pinto of politics, driving slow in the fast lane to Quality of Life; and consumer complaints have reached the point of no return – total recall!

KaBoom!

Let’s get this rent-a-wreck off the streets and up on blocks!

Notice of Intention to Circulate Recall Petiton:

We, the People of District Six, demand the recall of Supervisor Chris Daly for the following reasons:

• We deserve a Supervisor who advocates for the health and welfare of the entire District rather than divert general funds by way of Charter Amendment propositions away from public safety, clean streets, safe parks, and public health resources for the next 15 years or more;

• We deserve a Supervisor who can control his or her emotions and not behave in an immature fashion when representing the People of District Six, one who does not make unsubstantiated personal attacks while acting as District 6 Supervisor;

• We deserve a Supervisor who is willing to talk to our free press;

• We deserve a Supervisor who will not threaten the economic health of the City and County of San Francisco by enabling quality of life crimes to proliferate.

Imagine Newsom’s transformation unhindered by Daly as well as your walk to work as we wok towards Clean, Safe Streets - Rejoice!

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• Would You Dump Daly?

Chris Daly Blog: Awaiting Moderation

District 6’s Boy Robin in the Hood, Supervisor Chris Daly, who takes from the tax payers and well… just takes from the tax payers was forced to move his online powder puff blog to a non-city server (because he received a 46-page complaint (.pdf) from political ethics attorney).

Check out Chrisy Daly’s latest bitch about the love of his life, Newsom. Daly says Mayor Gavin Newsom “has problems thinking on his feet,” says “dude can’t even defend himself,” and, most damningly, calls Newsom a “lightweight [even] during his heavy drinking days” and mocks his choice of fermented beverage.

Lightweights Posted by Chris Daly under Uncategorized

Without a doubt, Gavin Newsom and Eric Jaye are two of the most powerful men in San Francisco and giants in California Democratic politics. So why are they hiding behind their Republican lawyer?

For the first 3 years of his term, Mayor Gavin Newsom hid behind his political handlers and only engaged the public through carefully crafted press events and large one-day volunteer events. He clearly wasn’t concerned about the day-to-day operations of the City, and he didn’t fight on the big issues at City Hall.

After the voters asked the Mayor to attend Board meetings to engage in formal policy discussion, Newsom responded with a campaign road-show of “town hall meetings” to “honor” the will of the voters. But our critique caught on, and we smoked him out. This Mayor was chicken and only governed by press release. Team Newsom was forced to finally engage in the debate.

Chris Daly Blows.com Says:

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, a Democrat in San Francisco is a Republican anywhere else, so what’s your point, Lumpy?

Besides, you’re such a bleeding-panty Liberal, you’re Communist. Do you even live in the Tenderloin or are you pulling an Ed Jew? If so, better not bump into a Tax Payer. Ya ain’t gonna find a Cop on our streets to protect ya… and even if ya did, I wouldn’t be surprised if they turned the other way, gabesh?!

Do the words Economy or Quality of Life resonate at all in your Green Party vegetative state? Take your merry band of Crack Addicts and get the hell out of town – Good-for-nothing blowhard!

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Chris Daly Blows Poll: Would You Dump Daly?

Mecke Rejects Daly’s Endorsement

Meet the latest Regressive hope, same as the old dope.

According to Chris Daly, “Quintin Mecke is not just talk. He’s been working on the important issues facing San Francisco for years. For those concerned about public safety, neighborhood protections, and affordable housing, Quintin Mecke is our best choice for Mayor.”

‘Cause I’ve got friends in low places
Where Chris Daly drowns
And endorsements chase the votes away

- Garth Brooks

At which point Mecke, a recent entry into the Mayor’s race, should have joined ranks distancing himself from the blacklisted board member and dissident, Chris Daly, by respectfully declining the endorsement and establishing himself as a genuine agent of change.

Instead, Mecke took a road less traveled by, alienating everyone who’s anyone with an alliance to nowhere. Acknowledging more of the same translates into guilt by association.

In other words, a vote for Mecke is a vote for crack addicts breaking into our cars and living on our sidewalks. Their blight is our plight while the typical Regressive homeopathic wizardry continues to treat without cure.

“I am proud to have the endorsement of Chris Daly. His early endorsement sends a strong message to San Franciscans who are hungry for change. San Francisco can do better, and it is time to hold Gavin Newsom accountable for his failures in governing this city.”

Fraud! Rather, it’s time for the mayor to exert his political clout, make good to this electorate and win over his next delivering old-fashioned medicine – a cop on every corner. I’m for helping those who want help and all for locking away the rest.

This is where Chris Daly and I diverge. And, this is where Menke and Daly meet up for another four year wait.

Complete Article: Latest Progressive Hope by SFist

Chris Daly Blows Poll: Would You Dump Daly?

Chris Daly Runs from Mayor

The Tenderloin’s own Board Member Dissident and Dalai Lama of the Derelique’d [laughing] My Ass [off], Chris Daly, says he is considering stepping up from under Matt Gonzalez, Ross Mirkarimi and whichever neo-hippy’s ass he’s been sniffing lately to challenge Gavin Newsom in this November’s mayoral race.

Let’s get this straight, the most hated and least successful of all the limp-wrist, salad-eaters has won the opportunity to lose to an incumbent mayor with 78% approval ratings. Sounds like Ukrainian spam announcing, “You’ve Won. Send Bank Akount Information and Kollekt you’re Pri3e – Xopowo!”

“At this point, if there were a bigger name challenger to Newsom in the fall it would be me.”

- Chris Daly

Back in June, Daly said he wouldn’t run, but Daly says things changed when Gonzalez, who nearly beat Newsom in 2003, announced he wouldn’t run last week. Gonzalez, a Green Party member, was widely considered the best candidate to mount a challenge to Newsom from the left. Without a viable progressive contender in the mayor’s race, Daly says, “I’ve obviously been talking to close friends and allies about what that means for us.”

Friends? Allies? Name one! Even Josh Low, Daly’s brother-in-law, says he’s unqualified!

Daly says he and his allies are debating whether it would be better for the city’s progressive movement for him to run against Newsom or to just sit it out and focus on maintaining the leftist majority on the 11-member board of supervisors (all hate Daly) in 2008. Several supervisor seats are up next year.

Gavin’s got to be pulling for him to enter the race. Nothing contrasts a good tan like an albino nearby!

One thing is certain; we won’t have to wait long to learn if the newly crowned king will be taking his seat amongst the confederacy of dunces. The candidate-filing deadline is 5 p.m. this upcoming Friday.

SF Weekly: Daly Reconsidering Run For Mayor by Will Harper

UPDATE: SFBG Reports Daly Will Not Run For Mayor by Tim Redmond

Chris Daly Blows Poll: Would You Dump Daly?

Everybody Hates Chris Daly

In the Far, Far, Far Left (the building) corner, clad in Green tights and representing the beautiful Tenderloin is District 6 Bleeding-Panty, Pretender – Boy Robin in the Hood aka Everyone Hates Chris Daly challenging the slightly more moderate Bevan Dufty of District 8.

Apparently, Humpty Dumpy Daly is still Grumpy about his big fall as well as not getting seconded for his budget motion. He was going back and forth with Dufty, until Dufty finally said:

“For someone who sees himself as the strongest opponent to the mayor, you’ve done more to re-elect him than everyone in this room combined.”

Daly sought to retaliate towards the end of the meeting, approached Dufty in a menacing way. Dufty responded by calling Daly “a third-grade bully.”

“Why don’t you just do what you want to do? Why don’t you just punch me in the face?” – Bevan Dufty

Board President, Aaron Peskin, then had to restrain Daly.

Daly’s calling it a “nonissue,” and Peskin described it as a “sidebar spat,” saying, “I’m not proud of it, but it’s not the end of the world” — even though Tom Ammiano said it seemed threatening, and Jake McGoldrick was sufficiently worried that he mentioned something to the sheriff.

Chris Daly Blows Poll: Would You Dump Daly?

Newsom Signs S.F.P.D. Pay Raise

Amid concerns over San Francisco’s high crime and homicide rate, a contract with the Police Department granting a 24 percent pay raise during a four-year period was approved.

The contract approval, in a 10-1 vote by the Board of Supervisors, came as the Mayor’s Office announced a plan to combat summer violence.

Of course, Chris Daly was the only naysayer when the Board of Supervisors voted on the contract. Doughboy Daly said he opposed the contract because it gives to much money to police officers at the expense of preventative programs.

I gather Daly’s 5-point plan would be to pin a star on the homeless. At least then we’d have a cop on every corner.

Mayor Gavin Newsom signed an executive directive that calls on the Police Department to “enhance all available law enforcement resources to summer ‘hotspots,’” which includes locations in the Bayview, Mission, Tenderloin and Western Addition neighborhoods. The directive also establishes the so-called Summer Street Violence Prevention Council, to work with communities affected by violence.

Newsom’s directive said that while The City is engaged in developing a long-term plan to prevent violence, “increased action is needed immediately to stem recent gun violence.”

Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi, whose District 5 has been plagued with gun violence, said he welcomed the directive, “but let us not kid ourselves.”

“It has already been a bloody summer. Why do we have to go through three summers of this? I expect more from The City, such as coming up with a plan many months in advance of summer.”

Mirkarimi was referring to recent years of record-breaking homicide rates — with The City tallying 85 homicides in 2006; 96 in 2005; and 88 in 2004. In the summers of 2004 and 2006, more than 20 homicides were registered.

The Mayor’s Office and the San Francisco Police Officers’ Association said the pay raise, which would result in a total of $63 million in salary increases during the four-year period, is needed to stay competitive with area police departments such as Oakland and San Jose. They say the department is operating more than 200 officers below voter-mandated levels.

“Time and time again what we hear from recruits is, ‘I don’t want to become a cop in that crazy town.’ So we better pay them right to come here and to deal with the political climate that we must deal with on a daily basis.”

Complete Article: Anti-violence plan nets hefty pay hike for S.F. cops by Joshua Sabatini, The Examiner

Chris Daly Blows Poll: Would You Dump Daly?

Brother-In-Law Offers Chris Daly Career Advice

SF Gate is asking for your 2 Cents: What Career Advice would you give Chris Daly?

As of now, there are 222 comments. Of which, none are good for San Francisco Supervisor Chris Daly, especially the second observation posted by his bother-in-law Josh Low.

“Focus on policy, keep your head down, and quit playing the game of politics.” - Chris Daly’s Brother-in-law

Meantime, I hope Daly takes “Time Out” to consider the following career choices that I have carefully selected with his unique temperament and talent in mind:

1. Anger Management Therapist: Daly has more than a bad haircut in common with Adam Sandler’s character. He’s got a bad attitude too. Daly can follow his own psychological advice to manage his excessive anger. Some techniques for controlling anger are: Stop Talking, Stop Staring, or Leave the Room without Telling the Board to F-off. Healthy adults need to be able to hint or pretend “anger.” Competent teachers, law-enforcement and elected city officials are especially skilled to play “Good-Bad Cop” roles. In some City Halls courses in anger management may be mandated by a legal system.

2. Hazmat Diver: If Daly enjoys a splashdown in the Tenderloin, then scuba diving in hazardous waste could be his dream job. Hazmat divers risk their lives every day and literally jump head first into their work — choosing to swim in a vat of hazardous materials like pig feces, an oil spill or a sewer.

3. Forensic Entomologist: As a result of the success “Gav Girl” Sofia Milos televison series “CSI,” the forensics field has undergone a dramatic overhaul in the eyes of the public. But don’t be fooled, forensic entomology is not for the faint of heart, the squeamish, nor the insectophobic. These scientists spend their days basking in the florescent light of the city or county morgue analyzing bugs on decaying corpses. They check maggots, larvae, blowflies and anything that breeds off of decaying human flesh in order to determine the “postmortem interval,” or the gap between the time of death and time of the body’s discovery.

4. Elephant Vasectomist: A perfect career path for “No Balls” Daly to cut loose. The procedure for removing testicles itself is simple enough. But, before going under the knife, one must first track, sedate and hoist the pachyderm four feet off the ground with a crane.

“They have to remove the testicles, which involves going through muscle and fat, and then removing these really large organs before the elephant can wake up, get angry, and take it out on anyone around them. So, it requires bravery, speed, precision, and a lot of humility.” – Jake Ward, Popular Science

5. Garbologist: As its name suggests, is the archaeological and anthropological study of garbage. This job involves going to landfills, digging out a deep well into the piles of refuse, and then analyzing it. Maybe Daly can help Gavin Newsom conduct his litter audit?

6. Coursework Carcass Preparer: Picture a ninth grade biology class, and it’s frog dissection day. Odds are you can still smell the formaldehyde. Now imagine Chris Daly enhaling those fumes instead of bong hits. Rather than killing and picklin Gavin’s proposals, Daly can start bottling frogs, fetal pigs, cats, pigeons and even sharks.

7. Gravity Research Subject: One of the first things every kid learns at camp is sleeping overnight with your head downhill leads to one major headache. Now imagine our biggest headache getting paid to spend weeks lying perfectly still at a negative 6 degree angle. Ouch, I feel better!

That’s what researchers at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston are asking test subjects like Daly to do, as a way of simulating the effects of weightlessness on already lumpy human body.

“As the blood rushes to their heads, over the course of that time, they get the puffy face, the shifted organs, all the symptoms of weightlessness which allows these researches to find out more about it. Not only are they stuck in that position, they are subjected to a centrifugal test … every day they are spun around to get blood down to their feet and get the effects of heavy G [forces].”

8. Microsoft Security Grunt: These are the people behind the Microsoft Security Response Center, who sift through the approximately 100,000 e-mails a year sent to secure@microsoft.com. These techies ward off hackers like Daly scares away voters. They repair kinks in Windows, Internet Explorer and Office, and, generally, protect the Microsoft from its many foes.

“To the millions of hacker’s around the world, Microsoft is like the Death Star in ‘Star Wars’ and they see themselves as the rebel force. So they’ll do anything to exploit security loopholes, get in there and worm something in there, so these guys are under assault all the time.”

9. Olympic Drug Tester: Daly loves controversy. As a Professional athletics drug tester, he would constantly find himself in his favorite tough position – bent over a sticky situation. If Daly busts an athlete, he would ruin their career and up-end their countries’ prospects for gold, but, if he doesn’t nail them and he’s not doing his job properly and he gets nailed in the media. It’s just the kind of lose-lose situation in which Daly can thrive. Aside from being a tattle-tale, Daly can continue to enjoy the sweet smell of amonia such as does with his Tenderloin commute today -joy!

10. Whale-Feces Researcher: Talk about a job that “stinks.” With help from a few well-trained sniffer dogs like the cocaine canines unleashed on Newsom, researchers like Daly track elusive whales and scoop up their excrement in order to bring it back to the lab and run tests on it – more joy!

Complete Article: Danger, Research and a Paycheck by Rebecca Lee ABC News

Chris Daly Blows Poll: Would You Dump Daly?

Coke, Smoke & Mirrors

Burnout Blacksheep and Blowhard, Chris Daly, isn’t qualified to separate my socks and none-too-soon may find himself lost from the flock. The Boy Robin Hood of the Tenderloin attempted to exact some Smoke Over Water revenge on Mayor Gavin Newsom with accusations of cocaine abuse. It backfired; and if this hydroponic chronic douche-bag keeps up his reefer madness, he’ll be supervising Gavin’s shorts, full-frontal.

Disillusioned Daly actually contemplated a run against Newsom this year “if no other challenger stepped up to do it,” but then backed down. Yeah right! I can see his campaign slogan:

Bring me your wired, bleary, unemployable poor, and I’ll tax their shopping cart.

Who voted for this bleeding-panty, housing-rights activist/pacifist punk? The Homeless? I say take away reason (Green Party) and accountability (voters) and you’ve got Daly. Just add a subpoena and serve his dumpy ass over ice. Good grief and good riddance; even Daly’s fellow Regressives are distancing themselves from him.

“I am associated with something that I don’t do, never have, not even in the realm of reason should someone even accuse me of this.” – Gavin Newsom

Just days after relieving Daly of his position as chair of Budget and Finance committee, Aaron Peskin, Board of Supervisors President, is again the center of controversy addressing requests from the Newsom camp to attend to Daly’s misconduct.

“I don’t see how allegations about someone’s personal life furthers the public policy goals he espouses to promote. The entire episode is conduct unbecoming an elected official.”

Barbara O’Connor, Director of the Institute for the Study of Politics and the Media at Cal State Sacramento, said there is such a thing as below-the-belt in politics, and raising allegations of cocaine use without evidence to back up the claim certainly qualifies.

“This is why the public hates politicians. They view it as people playing by different rules and civility doesn’t always prevail. It’s almost like reality TV in City Hall. But this isn’t Jerry Springer. It’s a City Hall budget hearing.”

It’s hardly the first time Daly has spun out of control. In 2004, he escaped censure by an 8-2 vote. The push came from Supervisor Michela Alioto-Pier after he had told the audience at a board committee meeting to “f- off” and walked out.

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good mayor split ya!

Expect it’s the Board ’s turn to tell Daly to “f- off.”

Complete Article: Angry Newsom blasts Daly for bringing politics to a ‘new low’ by Cecilia M. Vega, Chronicle Staff Writer

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Michael Moore, Gavin Newsom Flip-Flop

Far from the first and not nearly the last, filmmaker, Michael Moore, joins Gavin Sucks.com in a political flip-flop.

Four years after delivering a speech on behalf of then Green Party candidate, Matt Gonzalez, Michael Moore sat down with Gavin Newsom who is now virtually unopposed for re-election. The Oscar-winning director planned a round table discussion regarding on healthcare as an adjunct to his promotional tour for “Sicko,” an indictment of U.S. Healthcare.

Moore extolled praise upon Newsom for promoting a universal health care plan for San Francisco and taking a stand on gay marriage.

I want to say how proud I am to sit next to you here.

Later, Moore and Newsom held a private screening of the new documentary followed by a question and answer session. Today, Matt Smith of SF Weekly weaves his own made-for-the-Internet conspiracy theory involving Moore, Hollywood’s Weinstein brothers, Gavin Newsom, and the international hype machine.

Check out the video for yourself. Me, I say, who cares? Matt Smith’s video is just vaper… as in hot, combustible gas. Smith joins legions of lost Green Party satellites orbiting hot-topic Gavin Newsom. Smith’s search-and-destroy flick is a weightless, pointless mass that like Chris Daly’s Green House Party Effect finds itself without a nucleus. I gave it two yawns and a delete.

Face it, Hippies! Chris Daly and his Big Bang Convention have Plutoed. The Regressives are without a candidate, because none of the Green Party nominees had any votes. You already gave them to Gavin – Good! As a Quality of Life advocate, I’m grateful. No doubt Gavin will set sight on a bigger office with a bigger constituency far outside The City… and far more conservative. Gray’s the new Green. Let’s finally give our City Sidewalks the attention they deserve.

Gav4Gov.com

Video: Conspiracy! Michael Moore, Gavin Newsom In Global Flip-Flop Ring

Chris Daly Blows Poll: Would You Dump Daly?